@Eagle_Vision: I dreamed I was floating in an ocean of soda, but when I awoke I realized it was just a Fanta Sea.
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@Tharin_P: Why learn a second language, when you don't have anything interesting to say in your first one?
@NoTheOtherJohn: I can really relate to eminem in "8 mile" because my moms spaghetti is really bad too
@Chumpstring: ME: i don't trust salesmen SALESMAN: OH MY GOD LOOK OUT FOR THAT CAR ME: oh shit where SALESMAN: right over here isn't she a beaut