@slimmy_shady: "I drive like lightening." "You drive fast?" "No. I hit trees."
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@Jesssicle: Bragging about how much you receive in alimony only demonstrates how much someone was willing to pay to get rid of you.
@HalfBakedHoney: I can't wait to tell my grandchildren how many times I've survived the end of the world.