@slimmy_shady: "I drive like lightening." "You drive fast?" "No. I hit trees."
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@HatfieldAnne: Admit it, no one really knows how to use the memory function on a calculator. We’re all just too embarrassed to ask now.
@iwearaonesie: the hardest part of your wife going into labor is everyone interrupts the movie by asking questions
@CocoJr: 2016: No way will Trump win the election 2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes 2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say