@slimmy_shady: "I drive like lightening." "You drive fast?" "No. I hit trees."
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@heatherlou_: Planning on buying my daughter a Volvo so she’s safe but with a mismatched door so she gets the struggle.
@bransonreese: Hate it when I'm fighting a guy and we create a cloud of dust and then he casually steps out and it's just me in there.
@FishySnowborder: I like my women with curves. Those skinny ones are alway mad cause they're hungry.