@DanTaylorAuthor: I dropped my bowl of SpaghettiOs and it spelled 'oooooooo' on the floor. Spooky
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@truegritrumble: ME: I propose teaching pandas to play pattycake bec- ZOOKEEPER: How do you keep getting in here? ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.
@joshandbeyond: I always try to hold the door open for women I see walk by, so we can talk and get to know each other. But none of them will get in my car.