@brianbowman73: I dropped my ice cream cone on the ground and it landed pointy end up which made the Earth, at least for a moment, one giant topping.
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@JohnFugelsang: The awkward part of having the 10 Commandments displayed in US courthouses is realizing that 8 of them are pretty much legal here.
@LuvPug: If I was a pug, nobody would give me funny looks for slobbering in public or eating food off the floor.
@AdamOfEarth: When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are It's a ball of gas and fire It can't hear you.
@normwilner: Spider-Man Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can Spins a web Any size Catches thieves Eats those guys Hey wait Don't do that Spider-Man