@brianbowman73: I dropped my ice cream cone on the ground and it landed pointy end up which made the Earth, at least for a moment, one giant topping.
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@withanewname: The last time I danced at a party, someone told me I looked like a wildebeest on a frozen lake.
@warhorse76: Who invented Bull Riding? Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me.
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@david8hughes: As a fireman, I'm constantly asked questions like, "Can you please stop flexing & put out that fire?"