@brakco: I dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!
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@0point5twins: My ex left because I "lack imagination". "Yeah? Well you lack imagination!", I shouted after her.
@cray_at_home_ma: Hubs: Kids are still asleep! Know what that means? Me: We have to be quick! *Runs to the hidden box of Cocoa Puffs and pours 2 big bowls*
@DonQuickoats: My dogs are barking a lot lately but I think it is because their performance appraisals are coming up