@Mindless4Miles: I ducked into a crowd of guys bro hugging as they left the bar, they didn't notice the stranger in their midst and I'm feeling so loved rn.
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@spazrunsny: Telling a woman she's being unreasonable is like juggling lit torches while waist deep in gun powder.
@JediGigi: Lady, your baby needs to chill. This is MY Binky. I found it fair and square after "someone" threw it on the ground. Finders keepers.
@meganamram: When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid