@CubanaMama82: I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work.
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@caliraingirl: Everyone should have that "tester" first twitter account to screw up and learn from... You know, kinda like that first child you have.
@shadygrenade: "Son do you know how to tell if a pineapple is ripe?" *throws pineapple against grocery store wall* "Ah nuts that was a good one."
@iGreenMonk: I dont care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.