@crunchenhancer: I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.
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@TheTobbie: Remember when you were at a friend's house & their folks fought & you didn't know where to look? It's how I get when Glee does a rap song...
@LoveNLunchmeat: Every time my daughter drinks juice she says "cheers" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences.
@shariv67: I was bitten by a radioactive vegan, and now I have the power to bore people to death.