@crunchenhancer: I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.
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@RayfromCincy: Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Adam Levine walk into a bar.. ..and it burns to the ground and it's finally safe to turn the radio back on.
@Where__wolf: grandma what big eyes u have The better to see u with my dear What big ears u have Well thats kinda rude What big teeth u have Ur grounded