@salamingia: I feel bad for airport security workers. I'm going to make their job easier today by not wearing underwear.
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@shiksaaa: My boyfriend said he had a Catwoman fantasy. I must have misunderstood because we both wore leather cat suits to bed last night. Awkward.
@JDotComma: I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it.
@Reverend_Scott: Throwing pregnancy tests into the shopping carts of random couples at Walmart is the only silver lining in my day.