@salamingia: I feel bad for airport security workers. I'm going to make their job easier today by not wearing underwear.
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@ashleyaustrew: If you love someone, set them free. If they cry and refuse to leave the bathroom you're in, they're your kids.
@JimmerThatisAll: Little does this young woman in the house behind mine who just closed the curtains know that it was the curtains I was looking at.
@MandiAtRandom: Might be time to get in shape. Halfway up these stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning.
@Amburglar_: According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business.