@salamingia: I feel bad for airport security workers. I'm going to make their job easier today by not wearing underwear.
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@TheSharona06: Him: Want to play Trivial Pursuit? Me: Sure. But I guarantee you'll win. I'm not that smart. Him: Want to play strip Trivial Pursuit?