@Prero22: I feel guilty about being Asian because I didn't start playing the violin since I was born.
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@Underchilde: When couples tell me they're taking their relationship to the next level, I just assume they’re gonna start throwing cutlery at each other.
@NamestartswithZ: MENTOR: I am now sponsored by Cheetos, but it shan't affect my wise counsel ME: How can I become- MENTOR: Dangerously cheesy? Glad you asked
@KingRainhead: if you prick your finger by accident and suck on it, you become your own blood brother & you have to take care of yourself no matter what