@Prero22: I feel guilty about being Asian because I didn't start playing the violin since I was born.
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@TheCatWhisprer: [trying to stop my toddler's tantrum in a restaurant] *harsh whisper* If you don't cut it out right now then there's nothing else I can do
@juliussharpe: I believe in a woman's right to choose, except when it comes to picking what movie we should watch tonight.
@Puercotron: HER: Are you a dog or cat person? BRAIN:*be cool, she seems pretty great* ME: Whatever you want to eat is fine. BRAIN: *nailed it*
@GingerHotDish: Cortana, where is the closest Taco Bell? There's a Weight Watchers meeting 1 mile away from you. *Note to self: Never call Siri Cortana*