@Prero22: I feel guilty about being Asian because I didn't start playing the violin since I was born.
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@lemmywinkler: The "oops, wrong hole" excuse doesn't work when she catches you with her best friend.
@click4amanda: Him: Yah, I like my meat rare Me: Rare? Like, unicorn you mean? Him: ...... Me: Our mom's are friends, you have to finish the date
@DrDogMD: PATIENT: Doc, I haven't been able to bone my wife lately and I really think- DR DOG: Wait. Tell me more about the bone part
@TrueTorontoGirl: Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds.