@BrandandCo: I feel like Neil deGrasse Tyson would be the most annoying person in the world to watch Space Jam with
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@DanMentos: "If you're having girl? Problems. I feel bad. For you? Son." -Russian guy telling his pregnant wife he hopes it's a boy.
@InternetHippo: What should we call this portable computer? SOME GUY: Laptop [everyone applauds…w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer]
@peachesanscream: What if your dog speaks French and this whole time has been asking you for some beef?
@Cheeseboy22: I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.