@samalmightysam: I feel like trying new things in bed. Like getting up for instance.
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@yoyoha: "I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT SOUNDS GROSS THAT'S WHAT WE'RE CALLING IT" - Guy who named the sweater.
@MarfSalvador: Lady: Help!! My husband isn't breathing! Doctor: LET ME PAST *elbows his way through the crowd* I've never seen anyone die before
@bornmiserable: ME: Whoa, these people are hardcore Goths CORONER: How many times do I have to tell you that they're corpses, you're looking at corpses
@batkaren: TIN MAN: I want a heart COWARDLY LION: And I want courage ZOMBIE: Braaaaains ACTOR PLAYING COWARDLY LION: W-wait. Where the hell'd Ray go?