@samalmightysam: I feel like trying new things in bed. Like getting up for instance.
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@AsgardianRose: In third grade a boy gave me a valentine that said "You're the Obi Wan for me" and that's the highlight of my entire dating experience.
@Renie_Rivas: My hair is 100% organic, but it has been tested on animals. Portions may have been used to drape over cats' heads to make little wigs.
@DurtMcHurtt: Your helium addiction is out of control, but nobody is taking your cry for help seriously.