@shanethevein: I feel melancoll, meloncholl, melancholl, meloncholy, you know what, I'm good.
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@joeljeffrey: My dad shouted "shut up idiots" to the cats. I told him "You're speaking English to a cat. You're the idiot. You have to meow at them."