@shanethevein: I feel melancoll, meloncholl, melancholl, meloncholy, you know what, I'm good.
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@SarcasticAlly12: You know in a video game when you kept pushing b to get through the talking part but later realized you should've read it? That's adulthood.
@TheDairylandDon: Irish I was a lil bit smaller. Irish I was a leprechaun baller. Irish I had a shamrock & a hat, & endless gold coins in a big black cauldron
@IvoryGazelle: I push everything I have across the table and confidently call "all in". "Omg, for the last time, this is chess"
@truegritrumble: ME: I'm gonna plug my Twitter handle. WIFE: Please don't. ME: I'm gonna do it *walks to the microphone in front of the funeral*