@KentWGraham: I feel sorry for the Phillip whose head inspired the screwdriver.
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@just1fool: I just watched one bird chase another bird from tree to tree for five minutes. It was probably over a stolen tweet.
@Underchilde: If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler or just watch movies that aren’t about superheroes?
@alispagnola: Target had a credit card breach? But only with in-store purchases, not online? More proof you're better off staying home with no pants on.