@lecalabara: "I feel your pane"- Guy walking into your window.
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@ch000ch: hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. the captain can't talk cause we both said "hope we don't die haha" at the same time and i jinxed him
@Jackson5toLife: Why roboticize vacuuming? It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.
@TheAlexNevil: By "ancient ruins of a once great civilization"-standards, I keep a fairly clean house.
@JesKeepSwimming: The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most. Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me.