@lecalabara: "I feel your pane"- Guy walking into your window.
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@Playing_Dad: [At a One Direction concert] No, I'm not a...I SAID NO I'M NOT A BIG ONE DIRECTION FAN I JUST HATE MYSELF AND FEEL THE NEED TO SELF PUNISH
@UghNotAgain: Husbands. Can't live with 'em but have to take out the garbage and pay for everything without them.
@mellimelle: Packing for a trip, Husband says I don't need to overpack. It is so cute how he thinks I'm coming back.