@awordforaword: I finally got my first interview since moving to the US. Almost able to say something more romantic to the GF than "you're out of batteries"
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@ticknada: Everyone is an atheist until you zip your fly up too quick Then its all Lord Jesus please help
@_sleepysmile: People always comment about how young I look. I just tell them it's because of all the placenta I've been eating.
@ManvAlcohol: What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Vine, and medical records.