@NoogsCorner: I finally opened the condom in my wallet and it had a beard.
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@5exyunchained: How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?
@stephenjmolloy: [Date] Karen: "You okay?" Ian: "I'm undressing you in my mind" K: "Okay... you look confused!" I: "I've never seen a bra strap like this"
@JuliaChildCIA: "Hot damn!" - the Nazi's probably after their dams were destroyed. I don't know; I'm not a historian. It's just an educated guess.