@Tmoney68: I find it most unfair that the dentist in this neighborhood hands out toothbrushes for Halloween but the pharmacist doesn't hand out drugs.
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@sarahyehia82: I hate it when I mentally undressing someone and my OCD kicks in and I start folding their clothes.
@JohnFugelsang: If god didn't like sex, He wouldn't make us scream His name when it's really hot.
@imasmartass37: I caught someone stalking me so I stalked them right back. It got awkward sitting in the same tree staring at each other.