@3sunzzz: I find it odd that when someone dies we refer to them as late, my late Aunt Polly. Aunt Polly isn't late, she's not coming.
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@MatCro: [restaurant] ME: Bottle of shiraz pls. It's my birthday WAITER: Your birthday? It's on the house ME: [looking up] Do you have a ladder or
@potsiegirlsarah: Doctor: How often do you exercise? Me: 4 times. Doctor: A week? A month? A year? Me: I have given my answer.
@rachelle_mandik: i ask my toddler what's in the box she's holding. "chaos!" she replies. "chaos! chaos!" i know she's trying to say "crayons," but it's not like she's wrong.