@3sunzzz: I find it odd that when someone dies we refer to them as late, my late Aunt Polly. Aunt Polly isn't late, she's not coming.
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@panmidwest: ME: i can't wait for the game of thrones series finale! FRIEND: oh i didn't know you watched game of thrones ME: i don't
@wolfpupy: none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box
@UncleDuke1969: Laugh, and the world laughs with you... Keep saying "LOL" out loud, and you'll die alone. (For Judy in Accounting)
@Schmoodles: I dress up as a Girl Scout for my boyfriend, but just so we can practice our elaborate cookie heist.