@MisterBombay: I follow ripped guys around the grocery store and just buy what they buy
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@thatUPSdude: Can't figure out if my dad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense! "The green one dad, not the Red one!"
@amishschool: If you heard twenty minutes of moaning from my bedroom that was just me trying to stand up.