@MisterBombay: I follow ripped guys around the grocery store and just buy what they buy
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@murrman5: *nervously plays with tie* "I'm sorry. I'm no good during job interviews." That's ok, just let go of my tie and go on your side of the desk.
@Shock_Monster: Nurse: Your name, please? Me: Dr. Feelgood. Nurse: ... Me: ... Nurse: You're not a Dr. are you? Me: No, I won't make you feel good, either.
@WilliamAder: We're throwing a surprise retirement party for a guy at the office and the "party" isn't the surprise.