@TheMichaelRock: I forgot my work ethic at home today, but I did remember to bring my shenanigans and debauchery.
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@kamtweeting: There are hospitals for the criminally insane. And then there are parliaments for the insanely criminal.
@mattsurely: When I see JUST MARRIED I like to think it means 'only married' like there are higher types of commitment but they just settled for marriage
@thebeckyard: Angry beavers can't get our packaging open, but go ahead and try in your weakened state lol -cold medicine companies