@pakalupapito: i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
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@RealSugarFree: So far at work I've straightened a paper clip then tried bending it back to its original shape. Employee of the month right here.
@Kyle_Lippert: The inventor of Chapstick died today. Unfortunately his body was lost while being transferred to the morgue.
@Dawn_M_: I would like to be a zombie because when someone asked me if I had a boyfriend I could just eat them.