@pakalupapito: i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
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@mexinonblonde: I aged about 2 years and counted 14,364 cat hairs on my cashiers blouse at Walmart waiting for her to ring up my groceries.
@thepunningman: Hot mothers in your area want you to text them to let them know you got home ok.
@bobbiejo448: Marijuana does have an adverse effect on my spelling skills. It's to the point that Google even knows when I'm high.