@pakalupapito: i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
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@Reverend_Scott: "My Ex is amazing in all ways. My Ex is smarter, more successful, and more attractive than I am." - bumper sticker I put on my Ex's car
@mishakey: 4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree.
@Fred_Delicious: *approaches girl in bar* *passes right through her* *i've been dead for 73 years*