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@AlexvanBeek: Unless: -The house is on fire -The cops are about to kick down the door -Or you're ordering food Do NOT talk to me while I'm on the toilet
@Megatronic13: Pastor: discipline your children as God disciplines his. Me: so kick them out for eating an apple? Pastor: no Me: rain down frogs? Pastor: what the? Me: plague them with locusts? Pastor: NO Me: I gotta say Padre, it kinda feels like I’m running out of options here.