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@XplodingUnicorn: I gave my baby a teething toy so she would stop chewing on my fingers.

She wasn't interested because it didn't scream out in pain.

I gave my baby a teething toy so she would stop chewing on my fingers.

She wasn’t interested because it didn’t scream out in pain.

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