@KThonvold: I gave my cat a middle name today, so she knows when she is really in trouble.
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@specialhug: People ask me the secret of a good tweet. It's called "proof-reading". Perhaps you've hard of it
@Sassafrantz: Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down.
@LuckoftheDraw86: Yogi Bear: You gonna eat that? Hiker: THAT'S A BABY. YB: And I'm a talking bear. Hiker: YB: Hiker: YB: So where are we on that baby?
@kv8: Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn't know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes.