@ClearlyUnwell: I gave my wife my email address but she keeps on speaking directly to me.
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@thejacquio: Turns out if you scream for no reason long enough, you get the rest of the day off from work.
@VodkaThursday: When her friend visits, my 2yr old just wants to hug her a lot... & keep her away from the toys. I feel that way about my friends & my vodka