@ClearlyUnwell: I gave my wife my email address but she keeps on speaking directly to me.
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@HeidiCF8: I put my pants on like everyone else... As the cop taps on the glass and shines his high beam in my face.
@Timmsmiff: "sir we don't hire people to be mannequins" Me:*strikes mannequin pose* "No, sir we don-" M:*new pose* [under breath] "damn this guys good"
@sixfootcandy: Oh yeah!! Well, if smoking weed destroys your short-term memory, then what does smoking weed do?