@ClearlyUnwell: I gave my wife my email address but she keeps on speaking directly to me.
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@QwertyJones3: The older I get, the more my feet hurt. I guess it's true... time wounds all heels.
@thejessbess: Probably the most valuable life lesson I've learned from a movie is to not steal black girls' cheer routines.
@lilgapeach30: 3 rules for having good teeth: brush and floss twice a day, see your dentist twice a year, and keep your nose out of other peoples business.
@pickupIines: do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydropower because dam