@ClearlyUnwell: I gave my wife my email address but she keeps on speaking directly to me.
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@woodmuffin: "For my next illusion" the magician announces: "Free will!" Everyone starts clapping but they don't know why
@mishakey: I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.
@Modern_Psyche: Writing a good suicide note is hard, especially if you don't know that person's handwriting.