@Scott_A_Gilmore: I gave up and "folded" the fitted sheet into a rope so I could shimmy down from the 3rd floor to escape folding laundry.
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@karanbirtinna: I was fired from my job as hotel front desk manager for yelling “Get a room!” to every couple that entered the hotel.
@Phook75: My wife just yelled “Let’s do this!” from upstairs. I’m not even sure what she’s talking about but either way I’m taking my pants off
@decentbirthday: Some lady just wrong-number texted me so I tried being funny but I think I scared her off from going to brunch