@treydayway: I get accused of hating white people many times on here. That's not true, some of my favorite shirts are white.
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@partlyfunny: Drugs and alcohol aren't the answer. Unless the question is why did you shit on the sidewalk last night?
@KeetPotato: we have ways of making you talk mr bond [introduces dave] this is dave, he's a vegan "OK ENOUGH"
@andsarah2: I like that CNN is tweeting a picture of ebola bacteria. It will be handy in case I encounter it in the wild. With my microscope vision.