@patnspankme: I get all my cardio the old fashioned way; by running from my problems.
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@TheBoydP: Not to brag but a girl at this party said I look like the Hulk, of course it was when I was turning green from drinking too much, but still…
@ehchinoo: *looking under hood of car* "Well there's your problem" *removes cardboard box with engine drawn on it*
@Hormonella: So Mother Theresa puts a dish towel on her head and she's a "saint" but when I put a dish towel on MY head I'm "drunk in the kitchen again?"