@patnspankme: I get all my cardio the old fashioned way; by running from my problems.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Michael1979: Best wishes to the local youths I met outside the supermarket today. They asked me to buy alcohol for their gravely ill grandfather whose dying wish is 3 bottles of vodka and a case of beer. I was happy to help. Please give my best wishes to your grandad, guys.
@louisvirtel: You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it.
@panmidwest: IMPROV COACH: you can't just decide last minute to skip practice ME: I really don't know what you want from me