@patnspankme: I get all my cardio the old fashioned way; by running from my problems.
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@MariyaAlexander: What kind of outfit says "I want you to let me stand in your group so I don't look like a loser but I don't want to talk to any of you"?
@UNTRESOR: Not to brag, but I can usually tell if meat has spoiled between 4-6 hours after eating it.
@isabelzawtun: "3 FOR 1 TACOS, TODAY ONLY" I shout into the megaphone. the crowd watches with bated breath. "I'm coming down," the man on the ledge shouts