@_steamy_mac: I get hit with a lot of folding chairs for someone that's not a professional wrestler.
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@notalogin: *I look into abyss* *Abyss looks at me* *Abyss blinking message in Morse code* *I go off to learn Morse* *I return* "Why do we park in a dri
@Douchekevin: This hangover feels like the kids lunches are going to be a brown paper bag with a handful of change, and a note that says 'buy something'.
@SteveKoehler22: I got a haircut and grabbed some shampoo at the checkout line. Her : "Do you want a bag ?" Me : "OMG...is the haircut that bad ?" Her :