@paranoidplastic: i get in my bubble bath with clenched fists to make me look more manly
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@Book_Krazy: Accidentally got in the 10 items or less line with 11 items again, so I made two separate transactions so I wouldn't piss anyone off.
@MenHumor: Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
@TheAlexNevil: Remember, parents: your children look to you for guidance. Kids are dumb like that.