@pseudo_fred: I get my hair cut twice a week. Mostly because I love capes.
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@mattingebretson: Whenever I see someone with a non-reusable water bottle I get a gun and shoot a nearby animal and say "you did that"
@markhoppus: Cinderella, but the Prince is searching for the maiden who matches the glass thigh gap.
@_Tempo11: My family's invaded my house for the weekend. As a side note my dog's been walked 18 times