@pseudo_fred: I get my hair cut twice a week. Mostly because I love capes.
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@TheSharona06: Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you.
@KalvinMacleod: DATE: so this is my dad and this is his porcelain cat collection ME: wow, I feel like I’m in a DATE: no ME: mewseum DAD: *nods his approval*
@SteveKoehler22: An octopus can get so stressed out - it will actually eat itself. Octopuses call that “leg day.”