@dreamthievin: I get out of awkward dinner party convos by telling people it's my first outing since the psychiatrist declared me unfit to stand trial
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@AnneM69: I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email
@SlabBaconBP: Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street.
@Michael_Erhart: "I'd like to raise a toast." *Cradles bread in arms, accepting this step into motherhood*
@daniel_shaw: If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person.