@Pirate_nurse: I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I'm confused about how many at night?
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@TheDairylandDon: Started playing with the self-retracting cord on my vacuum to find out how much weight it can pull; long story short, I'm Batman now.
@SonOfCha: I would be a terrible stalker because A) not motivated enough 7) you would always hear the rattle of peanut m&ms behind you.
@Ygrene: [Being murdered at Walmart] Please will you dump my dead body at Target people can't know I shopped here