@Pirate_nurse: I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I'm confused about how many at night?
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@That_Damn_Duck: Some of you should not be allowed to procreate and if you have to google what procreate means, then I’m talking about you in particular.
@Jacksawyerr: If I got kidnapped I'd continuously sing Pitbull songs until they kill me, I'd die but at least they'd suffer too.
@panmidwest: ANGEL: the humans need a model for how they should treat you… GOD: [creates dog] ANGEL: …and for how they actually do GOD: [creates cat]
@TheMichaelRock: Chris Brown said he's done making music. That's funny. I didn't even know he started.