@TheTweetOfGod: I giveth, and I taketh away. Why? Because I recycleth.
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@carlyken: If Liam Neeson keeps starring in the same film pretty soon he's going to be Taken 4: Granted
@shutupmikeginn: Rent in the city is getting ridiculous. I pay $775 to live in a barista's beard. I have 3 roommates.
@DawnLovesZombie: Just tell me which one is wrong, the password or the username!! Don't make me have to guess.
@StarWarsProblms: Anakin: Want to go out? Padmé: Ew. You’re 9. Anakin: Padmé: Talk to me in a decade when the age gap between us is exactly the same.