@TheTweetOfGod: I giveth, and I taketh away. Why? Because I recycleth.
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@withanewname: [looking at pics] Where's that? -Hawaii Where's that? -Jamaica Daddy where was I? -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'?
@Book_Krazy: So excited! I'm taking an online grammar class. No more typos for me. Nolege is power biches!
@TheToddWilliams: MOM: What did you learn at summer camp? KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator? For what? KID: To charge our iPods
@TheMichaelRock: Tis the season to kidnap a tree, hold it hostage, keep it from its family during the holidays, then leave it for dead.