@ZachXJ: i go to a lot of married ladies' funerals and play the part of an upset lover just to mix things up and for free shrimp
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@charstarlene: I can't wait to get married and communicate my disdain solely through aggressive dishwashing.
@WheelTod: *First day as a spy Boss: Did you bug the Russian Embassy? Me:Oh yes. At Russian Embassy: "Boris, where did all these damn ants come from?"
@gorrdano: I understand if you aren't religious, I respect that. But you don't have to get all rude when I ask to use your first born as a sacrifice.