@SarahFemme: I got a free wallet and watch today. It's like this gun is magic.
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@kelkulus: Woke up with no money. I was robbed last night by a guy who looks exactly like me, but drunker.
@ibid78: "Pick a pencil. Look at it. Now put it back with the other pencils. Was your pencil the number 2?"-Steve, shitty pencil magician