@SarahFemme: I got a free wallet and watch today. It's like this gun is magic.
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@KeetPotato: Surely there's a 3rd option. Can't i just walk home? That can't be my only two choices? Ride or DIE? Seems a bit extreme.
@AnOrangeSNES: *Buys a bunch of wooden letters* Cashier: Feeling crafty? Me: Nope, just trying to make a name for myself.
@natalie2111: Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and started to wonder "who ties your shoelaces for you?"