@SarahFemme: I got a free wallet and watch today. It's like this gun is magic.
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@timdonakowski: Thousands of married racists are waking up this morning and questioning the skin color of their spouse.
@comedianluke: If he can't build a wall, Trump is going to dig a giant hole at the border and cover it with a welcome mat like it's a Road Runner cartoon.