@Philosopherbing: I got a new vacuum that sucks so much, it was directed by M. Night Shamalayan
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@WilliamRodgers: Always be yourself... Unless you run into one of your exes... Then... Be a WAY more successful version of yourself...
@glutenfreematt: what does the girl i dated three years ago stand to gain by changing her netflix password
@SteveKoehler22: Ladies : Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ? Your dentist.