@Philosopherbing: I got a new vacuum that sucks so much, it was directed by M. Night Shamalayan
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@MatMarcotte12: I don't know the full history of US and Canada but somehow we've got joint custody of geese
@HogwartsLogics: Harry wasn't chosen for Ravenclaw because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the floor.
@davidkenny100: *Text I'm on my way Kurt Cobain: take your time Ok cool Hurry up Er... sorry The choice is yours Oh! Ok Don't be late Ffs dude!
@girl_a_whirl: [invasion] *aircrafts dropping from the sky *explosions everywhere *mass hysteria Me scrolling phone: Where was that alien invader gif?