@WilliamAder: I guess the guy who named the space between stuff in the universe "space" was just tired.
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@Papa_Mex: I hate it when the neighbor's dog gets out because I accidentally pick the lock on their gate, leave it open, and put down a trail of food
@mynameisntdave: If you want your dog to take a pill: 1. Get a piece of cheese 2. Eat the cheese for energy 3. Get ready to wrestle your dog
@envydatropic: Indoor water parks full of kids in diapers for when you want to catch a case of name that bacterial infection
@leechee420: $10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think "that'd be a great name for my new baby!"