@WilliamAder: I guess the guy who named the space between stuff in the universe "space" was just tired.
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@_ElvishPresley_: *Beethoven & orchestra take stage* HECKLER: (chanting) Ode to Joy! Ode to Joy! Beethoven: –we're gonna play some new stuff HECKLER: boooo
@SlabBaconBP: Im the guy that says "Is he bothering you?" when some douche is hitting on you, just so I can hang around and bother you after he goes away.
@davedittell: yeah, we r a non-traditional family. instead of naming our dog, we let him name us. I'm Woof, this is my husband Woof, & these r Woof & Woof