@withanewname: I had 13 items in the 12 items or less line, so I just put a banana in my pocket.
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@flashember: DISH FATHER: You can NEVER see that spoon again! *daughter dish starts sobbing* [outside the window, Spoon is thinking] we leave tonight
@mrtruthandsoul: Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name But Imma call you "Hal" for short, 'k, Chief?
@NicestHippo: Thinking is hard, that's why I appreciate websites telling me in advance how I will feel about the article