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@MicheleAKALips: I had a boyfriend once....right up until the moment my dad asked him "so what do you do?" and he replied your daughter.

He's Dead.

I had a boyfriend once….right up until the moment my dad asked him “so what do you do?” and he replied your daughter. 

He’s Dead.

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