@omgthatspunny: I had a little bird, her name was enza, I opened up the window and influenza.
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@YikYakApp: "Someone offered me grapes, but I declined . I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form." — University of Chicago
@Neauxpe: If you post a selfie that says "because some of you asked for a new one" I want to see screenshots of where they said that.