@omgthatspunny: I had a little bird, her name was enza, I opened up the window and influenza.
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@shadygrenade: "Son do you know how to tell if a pineapple is ripe?" *throws pineapple against grocery store wall* "Ah nuts that was a good one."
@NintenDom: I bet the first guy to pee on someone's jellyfish sting was NOT trying to help them.
@tuckerflodman: [CIA] -We need you to kill the leader of Russia. "I'll be Putin a bullet in his head. Carl Marx my words!" -Alright! Who invited PunMan?!