@Smooheed: I had beer at lunchtime and now I think I might be sitting in the wrong office
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@Vodkantots: The greatest thing about Christmas is how it teaches kids to be selfish little shits on someone else's birthday.
@murrman5: me at family reunion: im sick of you being called the cool one brother who once attended a taping of the price is right: it is what it is
@SCBamaMan: I'll be signing books at the library tomorrow from 2-4pm (or until that librarian calls the cops again). Come on out!