@BritXNic: I had some food stuck in my teeth and now I'm an international beatboxing champion.
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@Midgetspar: I get it. True beauty comes from within. But until true beauty can wear lingerie and give a mean lap dance, I may have a few shallow moments
@panmidwest: I was going to pay the taxi driver with my leftovers from lunch but that wouldn't be fare to him
@Nuwaha17: I quit drinking & people laughed at me. Now the iPhone 7 is here and I get to sell a clean & pure Liver. The joke is now on them.