@BritXNic: I had some food stuck in my teeth and now I'm an international beatboxing champion.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@truegritrumble: ME: If home is where the heart is, I guess I live under a canopy of bloody bones. DMV WORKER: I'm not putting that on your license.
@causticbob: I recently got a tattoo with Chinese symbols that reads, "I don't know. I don't speak Chinese." Then when people ask me what it means...
@bromanconsul: hiking is this great activity where u drive to a beautiful place and then spend an hour staring at the ground 2 make sure u don't fall over