@BritXNic: I had some food stuck in my teeth and now I'm an international beatboxing champion.
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@onion_an: Me: I had to take your hamster back to the shop Son: Why [nervous because I accidentally ran him over with a lawnmower] Me: He's a racist
@ch000ch: *bursts into English convention* GRAB ALL THE STUFF YOU CAME WITH THE BUILDING'S ON FIRE *crickets* Christ. THE STUFF WITH WHICH YOU CAME
@emmaberen: with absolutely zero exaggeration I think I can say that this is the funniest thing I have ever seen
@courtneyno: The light above my desk is going out. I feel like I've been at a really boring rave for the last 7 hours.