@BritXNic: I had some food stuck in my teeth and now I'm an international beatboxing champion.
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@2p2TrollCat: Arrived home super drunk. Put the turkey in the oven and went up and banged my wife. Woke up next to the turkey. Afraid to check the oven.
@SocialustGal13: Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me.
@kelter1: Pharrell Williams put out a fire on Kim Kardashian's dress this week. Dude is really taking that Smokey the Bear hat of his to heart.