@iNusku: I had this one night stand, and the next morning I felt so guilty I bought another one for the other side of the bed.
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@BooFricketyHoo: Dried up sea monkeys taste nothing like chicken. Related: Never ever put your kids seamonkey packets near your cup o'noodles packets. Ever.
@WilliamAder: What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?