@iNusku: I had this one night stand, and the next morning I felt so guilty I bought another one for the other side of the bed.
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@jctwritesstuff: Yeah, I know what my neighbors wear to bed. Not because I look in their windows; I just see them during the day at Walmart.
@KingPatrick24: The only difference between the 13yr old me and the 28yr old me is that my kool-aid now contains vodka.