@iNusku: I had this one night stand, and the next morning I felt so guilty I bought another one for the other side of the bed.
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@autocorrects: I don't understand why some snacks are "fun-sized", there's really nothing "fun" about having a smaller portion of food.
@AKATriple: To the first two people who thought Superman was a bird or plane... why the hell were you so excited?
@sammyrhodes: Never understood Monopoly. It's like saying, "Hey we're stressed out about real $, so let's play a game & get stressed out about pretend $.
@RobDenBleyker: If a woman asks you to guess her age, always subtract 10 years from your estimate. IMPORTANT: Do NOT do this if she's in her early twenties.