@jjax44: I hate it when I forget to cut the tags off my sandwich and everyone's like "New sandwich?"
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@WhiskeySoured: Never judge a book by its cover. Besides, you're on Twitter and don't even read books.
@TheBoydP: Protip: If you’re bad at geography and someone asks about an obscure country just say “isn't that where the oiled up Olympics guy is from?”