@jjax44: I hate it when I forget to cut the tags off my sandwich and everyone's like "New sandwich?"
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@TheAlexNevil: If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to be alive.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I consider myself Christlike in that I refuse to believe my parents ever had sex with each other.
@RealCarrotFacts: Carrots cant float. But if you tie fishy wire to one and hang it in the air and look at it from far away, it almost look like its floating