@girlontapas: I hate it when I want wine and the wine home delivery man hasn't been invented yet.
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@velvettusk: ♫ Hey cow You're an all star You are grain fed No hay Hey cow You are ground down Graded U.S. D.A. ♫
@aveuaskew: *walks into interview* Thanks for coming in today. I'm Mr. Maballsonya, but please call me Phil. *walks out of interview*
@Breadery: There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life's face to find she has deflated in the night.