@girlontapas: I hate it when I want wine and the wine home delivery man hasn't been invented yet.
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@FeelingMervis: I've started an elimination diet, It's where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.
@preciousadidas: Biden: So here's the plan, I'll tackle him and you go in for the knockout Obama: Joe please. Biden: too far? Okay what about- Obama
@murrman5: [trying to make it work with this really good looking girl that I have nothing in common with] ok what's your 12th favourite juice?