@AddledPixie: I hate it when I'm in a rage and suddenly remember I'm not wealthy so I can't hurl expensive bone china into the fireplace.
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@huntigula: if I accidentally respond "you too" after a fast-food clerk tells me to enjoy my meal, I shove some fries in their mouth so it isn't awkward
@holypurgatory: Step 1: Buy a 3D printer. Step 2: Print a 3D printer. Step 3: Return the 3D printer.
@Rockenden: I can't love you. I'm still in love with a girl I saw in a toothpaste ad 15 yrs ago. She winced when she ate ice cream, I can't abandon her.
@noog: People talk about the environment like the Earth’s in danger. Don’t worry about Earth. Earth was a ball of magma once. Worry about us.