@AddledPixie: I hate it when I'm in a rage and suddenly remember I'm not wealthy so I can't hurl expensive bone china into the fireplace.
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@ericas_twit: Just saw a billboard: $586.25 Complete cremation. 1) Is there partial cremation? 2) What's the 25cents for?
@heatherlou_: If I could teach my kid anything it would be do not attempt to lay on my face. Give me my personal space please, tiny leech.
@Laser_Cat: America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.