@dumbbeezie: I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you
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@WalkingOutside: I let my baby girl know she can do anything. Except taking the bow out of her hair cuz IT'S REALLY CUTE AND SHE NEEDS TO LEAVE IT ALONE.
@Tmoney68: "Congratulations on the baby! Childbirth is so beautiful!" - Someone who has clearly never witnessed the birth of a child.
@DirtMcTurd: Any shampoo can be volume control shampoo if you cram the bottle directly into your kids mouth