@TimJohnish: I hate it when you tell someone a lie to sound interesting and then you have to keep it up for several years because you married them.
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@theshantilly: I always try to compliment people, even if it's just, "Wow, I've never seen clothes worn like that before." or "You have a dope overbite."
@bobby: when someone calls you and you miss the call but you call them back literally one second later and they don't answer. what's going on there. did you drop your telephone in a well. did you get axe murdered.