@TimJohnish: I hate it when you tell someone a lie to sound interesting and then you have to keep it up for several years because you married them.
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@DistractedMomma: I often agree to let my kids sleep over at other people's houses, just to remind parents that there are kids who are way worse than theirs.
@girlposts: Trump: Can I get past Biden: What's the password Trump: I don't know Biden: Losers says what Trump: What Obama: JOE
@DaddyJew: I put the D in donut. And I do it quickly before any of my coworkers return to the break room *giggles*
@robdelaney: I'm so sweaty at all times I think it would be biologically accurate to call me amphibious.