@TimJohnish: I hate it when you tell someone a lie to sound interesting and then you have to keep it up for several years because you married them.
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@PersianCeltic: Anything I have ever learned about One Direction, The Kardashians and Taylor Swift has been completely against my will.
@3sunzzz: Fun Fact: The average 3-year-old boy can stick 11 kernels of corn up his nose before he needs a trip to the ER.
@senderblock23: If you smell something bad never ask what it is. Someone could say it is your upper lip. There is no known comeback for this
@MAngelo505: My doctor says I should lose 10 lbs and work out more. But why? Spanx launched a men's line.